my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny
For context
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WHAT DID I JUST WATCH lmfaooo
in the shade activist
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mood whenever another online multiplayer game comes out instead of a story-driven single player game
still the biggest mood
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I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out
I raise u
Trainer Alex wants to battle!
I add
please consider
A new challenger enters the stage
how about…
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me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends
me, after indulging in aforementioned content:
Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far
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boss: i need you to come do something
me: this is so cryptic what the fuck
boss: you cant keep saying that to get out of work
me: im shaking what does this mean
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Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s
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